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I’m pretty sure Lil Wayne, Lloyd, or the Dream will somehow work this Guinness Record into their next song. My suggestion for possible lyric:
Yall shawty aint mine, if it wuz, it would sing,
and not look more like He Pingping.
Lil- if you’re reading this, get in touch. mikeayers [at]gmail.com

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Lauren Conrad, star of Television, has inked a book deal, giving actual writers such as myself, a new surge of cocky confidence. If they’re paying non-writers to write, surely there be some dough for actual writers! Suhhhhhhhweeeeeeeeeeeeet.

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Beating out Florida and Ohio, Michigan has stepped up as the front runner for “most likely to work out a way to suppress your vote” in this election season. Grrr x 9087.

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As I predicted back in June, Wipeout would be a smash, run away hit. And it was, peaking with something like over 10 million viewers a week.
This morning, I was tipped by myself, that they’re casting for Season 2!!!!! The problem is, I live in Brooklyn, which is no where near, San Diego, [...]

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Air Canada, an airline that flies in the air, announced recently that they’ve taken all life vests off their planes- in order to cut down on weight and fuel. So, if you want to stay afloat, its Bring Your Own Life Vest from here on out. But you’ll have to check it. [...]

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Via my inbox, this weekend Miranda Lambert will be working her crazy ex-girlfriend frustrations out on XBOX 360 Live.  And I want to join in the fun, but can’t!  No XBOX!  Microsoft- please get in touch, and we can arrange you getting me one.
Miranda’s having a good summer- after speaking with me last November, [...]

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On the way home from Prospect Park today, a man by the name of Arthur stopped us, offering a joke. It goes like this:
There’s two coins on top of a roof- a penny and a quarter. The penny jumps off, committing suicide. Why wasn’t it the quarter?
A: It had more [...]

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Do you have a band? Are you an artist? Do you need a bio written for some sort of purpose? I’ve been writing a few band / artist bios lately, and its been working out well. Email if you’re interested:
mikeayers@gmail.com

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The other night I had the worst dream of my life. No. It was actually the lamest dream of my life. The worst dream happened when I was six or seven. My parents were out of town, and for some reason, I dreamt that my bedroom was under attack- by Ozzy Osbourne. [...]

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From what I can tell, I think these dragon-lizards, are the precursor to whatever attacked Manhattan in the Cloverfield movie, which also, I think is probably true.

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