Chad Ocho Cinco
September 5th, 2008
The wide-receiver formerly known as Chad Johnson, will make his debut this weekend, as Chad Ocho Cinco. A ray of sunshine in what has become an abysmal start to my football season- a Glennon induced Virginia Tech implosion, and a Zorn induced offensive buzzkill last night, is making for tough times.
See how happy Chad is? I want a grin like that, and its looking like it might come down to a name change myself. I’m thinking about “Master.” Master D. Ayers, so when people see me on the street, they’ll say Hi, Master; when I ask a simple question about flossing, the dentist will shake his head in agreement, saying “Yes, Master.” Yes, I’ll definitely consider this.