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I Want To Be On “Wipeout”

August 27th, 2008

As I predicted back in June, Wipeout would be a smash, run away hit. And it was, peaking with something like over 10 million viewers a week.

This morning, I was tipped by myself, that they’re casting for Season 2!!!!! The problem is, I live in Brooklyn, which is no where near, San Diego, Burbank, or the west coast. Please, Wipeout producers- fly me out there. Reasons you won’t be dissapointed:

  • I’m in top physical shape, sort of.  I’ve started running the past few months, and that counts for something.
  • I supported John Henson on the Soup years ago, and un-mute the television when Jill’s Mercury car commercial’s come on
  • As noted by the casting call, I can swim.  I used to go to the pool, every day, and jump off the high dive during the Summer between 9th and 10th grade.  Yes, I was bored.  It seriously, was like every day.
  • I’ve supported Wipeout from day one, as I might have mentioned, and deserve to be rewarded in the best possible way.  Why won’t you just do this for me?  Email me at mikeayers[at]gmail.com

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