Freaks of Nature: The 1,000 Pound Squid
April 29th, 2008
A few weeks ago, I had some calamari. It ended up making me feel a bit ill, and not in the good Beastie Boys “Ill Communication” sort of way. Then, I read today about the 1,000 pound squid, that according to this AP article, would yield calamari rings the size of tires. I suggest not doing that; clearly, they are plotting some sort of undersea revenge.